The Bro Code for ParentsThe Bro Code for Parents
What to Expect When You're Awesome
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Book, 2012
Current format, Book, 2012, First Touchstone trade paperback edition, No Longer Available.Book, 2012
Current format, Book, 2012, First Touchstone trade paperback edition, No Longer Available. Offered in 0 more formatsA staff writer for How I Met Your Mother and producer of Barney's Blog shares bro-style advice for prospective parents that boldly declares that the cool time of life is over once children arrive and explains how to render a kid's life awesome in spite of parental lameness. Original. 125,000 first printing. TV tie-in.
Shares "bro-style" advice for prospective parents that declares that the cool time of life is over once children arrive and explains how to render a child's life awesome in spite of parental lameness.
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling &;Barney Stinson&; canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.
So you&;re going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? &; Will I be able to afford this? &; Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn&;t mean your kid has to be as lame as you&;re about to become. That&;s why I&;ve written this book&;to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won&;t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker &;
Interview and hire a smokin&; hot nanny &; Teach your child instant classics like &;The Boobs on the Bus&; and &;Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat&;
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you&;ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
Shares "bro-style" advice for prospective parents that declares that the cool time of life is over once children arrive and explains how to render a child's life awesome in spite of parental lameness.
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling &;Barney Stinson&; canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.
So you&;re going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? &; Will I be able to afford this? &; Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn&;t mean your kid has to be as lame as you&;re about to become. That&;s why I&;ve written this book&;to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won&;t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker &;
Interview and hire a smokin&; hot nanny &; Teach your child instant classics like &;The Boobs on the Bus&; and &;Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat&;
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you&;ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
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