The Impossible Fortress

The Impossible Fortress

eBook - 2017
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Baker & Taylor
A fourteen-year-old boy pretends to seduce a girl to steal a copy of "Playboy" before discovering that she is his computer-loving soul mate, in a humorous coming-of-age story set against a backdrop of late-1980s teen pop-culture trends.

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A 14-year-old boy pretends to seduce a girl to steal a copy of Playboy before discovering that she is his computer-loving soulmate against a backdrop of late-1980s teen pop-culture trends. A first novel.

Simon and Schuster
A love letter to the 1980s and to nerds everywhere—The Impossible Fortress will make you remember what it feels like to love someone—or something—for the first time.

Billy Marvin’s first love was his computer.

Then he met Mary Zelinsky.

Do you remember your first love?

It’s May 1987. Fourteen-year-old Billy Marvin of Wetbridge, New Jersey, is a nerd, but a decidedly happy nerd. Afternoons are spent with his buddies, watching copious amounts of television, gorging on Pop-Tarts, debating who would win in a brawl (Rocky Balboa or Freddy Krueger? Bruce Springsteen or Billy Joel? Magnum P.I. or T.J. Hooker?), and programming video games on his Commodore 64 late into the night. Then Playboy magazine publishes photos of their idol, Wheel of Fortune hostess Vanna White, Billy meets expert computer programmer Mary Zelinsky, and everything changes.

“A sweet and surprising story about young love” (A.V. Club), and a “quirky, endearing, full embrace of the late eighties” (USA TODAY), The Impossible Fortress will make you laugh, make you cry, and make you remember in exquisite detail what it feels like to love for the very first time. Heralded as one of the most anticipated novels of 2017 by Entertainment Weekly, Bustle, and, The Impossible Fortress is a surefire “unexpected retro delight” (Booklist, starred review).

Publisher: New York : Simon & Schuster, 2017
ISBN: 9781501144431
Branch Call Number: EBOOK
Characteristics: 1 online resource
Additional Contributors: OverDrive, Inc


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Sep 06, 2018

I thoroughly enjoyed this book, which is rife with nerdy 80s references and geek humour. I don't know how appealing it would be to someone who didn't live in that era, or who wasn't/isn't a geek, but it definitely spoke to me. Realistic, appealing characters, a fun and unpredictable plot, and pure nostalgia make this a great, fun read.

Jun 01, 2018

I liked this book. As someone who grew up in the computer age described in this book, not to mention wanting to be a computer programmer myself, I could relate to a lot of what the author was writing about. If you've ever had an interest in what it was like to grow up in the 80ies when computers were just starting to take their hold, give this book a read.

JessicaGma Mar 07, 2018

I randomly found this on a cart and thought it sounded intriguing - it was much better than that! Despite this being categorised Adult, any teen can read this book and enjoy it. I didn't see the ending coming which made it a better tale. Billy and Mary are great computer programming nerds, and the story really captured that 80s essence without too much endless name dropping. Read this NOW!

Oct 04, 2017

The first person story telling in this book is well written, which makes it easy to imagine the main character rattling off the happenings of the book. The story is fast paced, and the references to the 1980's aren't over done. Instead of just name drops of information, the descriptive references drew out my feelings and laughter for having been in similar situations.

I did not see the end coming at all, and was left a bit disappointed. But perhaps, that is a great part of the writing because the end was anything but predictable. I am torn on my review score. With that said, If you have found this book in your search I definitely recommend it!

Sep 04, 2017

Great young adult story about two misfits who can code way before being a nerd was cool. Remember when 14-year-old boys tried to catch glimpses of Playboy? Well, three friends take it beyond goofy kid antics when they try to steal a copy from a local store, where their antics create much more than they expected.

May 28, 2017

I really enjoyed this nerdy tale about three misfit high school boys plotting a clandestine convenience store heist to steal a copy of a Playboy magazine featuring Vanna White. Filled with enough geeky 1980's nostalgia to entertain even the most die-hard *Ready Player One* fan, this funny novel is a real treat. I especially loved all of the little details about C64 game programming in BASIC and 6510 Assembly. For bonus points, there's an incredibly awkward geek romance featuring an unlikely pair of anti-social teenagers.

May 09, 2017

A quick read with a sweet love story, appropriate for younger teens to read. For any adults reading it - the book may bring on some 80s nostalgia for you, and you'll breeze through it in a weekend.

multcolib_karene Mar 12, 2017

If you want to immerse yourself in the 1980s in a fast, easy read. Teens would be an even better audience for this book.

Beatricksy Jan 20, 2017

You remember Netflix's Stranger Things, before it got all Men in Blacky? It was a love letter to the 80s, right? With Dungeons & Dragons and kids on bikes and waffles? That's this book. A love letter to a decade. It's about a bunch of 14-year-old boys trying to get their hands on a Playboy magazine so they can drool over Vanna White, so it's not high class literature. But it's light, goofy, and somehow innocent, approaching first love in a charming, if a little bizarre, way. It's sweet. Silly, but sweet. A beach read, something to enjoy as a palate cleanser between your heavy novels.


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