The Alphabet of ManlinessThe Alphabet of Manliness
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Book, 2009
Current format, Book, 2009, Extended edition, No Longer Available.Book, 2009
Current format, Book, 2009, Extended edition, No Longer Available. Offered in 0 more formatsSometimes in life you say certain words in conjunction with other words that you normally wouldn't, such as the word "holy" and the word "shit." Those times are rare and celebrated. Well, get your face hole ready, because this is one of those times: introducingThe Alphabet of Manliness: Special Edition!
If it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
The new edition includes:
• "The Numbers of Manliness."
• A full-color insert
• Corrections to typos!
I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.
If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
Includes a listing of humorous, often raunchy, but truly manly expressions in a new edition of the best-selling book that includes the following additional material "The Alphabet of Womanliness: As Told by a Man," "The Numbers of Manliness," and a full-color insert. 100,000 first printing.
Presents alphabetically arranged humorous, tongue-in-cheek entries on various aspects of manliness, along with additional material on numbers and manliness.
If it's a crime to be awesome, then I deserve three life sentences and the death penalty. This literary kick to the dick may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history.
The new edition includes:
• "The Numbers of Manliness."
• A full-color insert
• Corrections to typos!
I, Maddox, the author, personally guarantee that this is the best edition of the book since the last one. This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged sons of bitches out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to pick up a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls alike.
If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
Includes a listing of humorous, often raunchy, but truly manly expressions in a new edition of the best-selling book that includes the following additional material "The Alphabet of Womanliness: As Told by a Man," "The Numbers of Manliness," and a full-color insert. 100,000 first printing.
Presents alphabetically arranged humorous, tongue-in-cheek entries on various aspects of manliness, along with additional material on numbers and manliness.
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- New York, N.Y. : Citadel Press/Kinsington Pub., [2009], ©2009
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