An Anthology of Aphorisms That Begin With the Word "if"Book - 2009
This collection of nearly two thousand "ifferisms" covers a host of topics--including the giving of advice; gender dynamics; sports; politics; marriage and family life; and sex, love, and romance--and includes such gems as "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" and "If a book is worth reading, it's worth buying." 50,000 first printing.
Perfect for linguaphiles and lovers of quotes, Ifferisms is a lively compendium of wit, wisdom, and wordplay from Dr. Mardy Grothe, author of I Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like, Viva La Repartee, and Oxymoronica. A collection of aphorisms—pithy observations that communicate some kind of truth about the human experience—Ifferisms contains those that begin with “if.” From “If life hands you lemons, make lemonade” to “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” the sayings in Ifferisms demonstrate how hypothetical thinking helps people contemplate their lives.
From the author of "Oxymoronica, Viva La Repartee," and "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like" comes a fun compendium of time-honored wisdom beginning with the word if.
Covers a host of topics--including the giving of advice, gender dynamics, sports, politics, marriage and family life--and includes such gems as "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" and "If a book is worth reading, it's worth buying."