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"Press conference?" I really thought for a second I was going to pass out. "You're kidding me, right?" "Of course not", Lucy said. "You're a national hero. Everyone is expecting you to give a press conference. But don't worry about it. Big sister Lucy has it all under control." With that, she slung her gym bag into the sink. She had brought with her not only a complete set of clothes for me, but a small arsenal of beaty products that she seemed intent upon squirting at me as i stood trapped in the shower stall. This is awapuhi," Lucy informed me, shooting something that smelled vaguely fruity at my head. "It's a special Hawaiian ginger extract. Use it to wash your hair. And this is an apricot body scrub---" "Lucy!" I yelled as awapuhi got in my eyes. "What are you trying to do to me?" "Saving you," Lucy explained. "You ought to be thinking me."